Biking (Mountain) Biking (Mountain)


  • May 22
  • 08:00:00
  • Charlottesville


  • May 23
  • 22:00:00
  • Asheville, NC


  • May 21
  • 00:00:00


  • $0.00


My dearest seekers of stoke,

Last night, as I sat in the lonely library called HSL, studying sticks and hexagons that are supposed to somehow form something important (I’m pretty sure that they actually don’t and orgo is really one giant lie), I realized that I need an intervention against nerddom. Then, on my walk home in the wee hours of the morning, as I thought of how to cure myself of this detrimental condition, I felt a butterfly of stoke originate in my stomach, and quickly spread throughout my entire body. I was taken over by the shred lords, who gave me one commandment: “Thou shalt make a pilgrimage to the shredlands of Asheville, NC.”

To fulfill this pilgrimage, I will load up my car with my shredmobile, the big unit, and journey to the promised land on the 22nd of May. Shredding will commence upon arrival at the best trails that Asheville has to offer before spending the night under the stars, still frothing on the memories of the day before and the anticipation of the day ahead. That next day, the 23rd of May will be spent shredding a different set of trails, also in Ashville, but achieving the same goal of shredlightenment. We will return after this second bout of shredding, tired but filled with stoke and rid of nerddom on the night of May 23 with enough froth to last the rest of the summer.

I inform everyone of this journey because I wish not to make it alone, and I invite all advanced shredders of the mountain bike to accompany me on this quest. Everyone will be wait-listed upon requesting to join, and added to the trip based on car availability, technical riding ability, speed, and endurance.

I invite anyone and everyone to contact me about this adventure or temporary fixes for the disease that is called nerddom that will last me until this adventure begins. My phone number is 8049120206 and email is

Shred on,





Trips Attended: 26 Trips Led: 8

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