Hello ODC Gremlins!!!
This is A serious Problem, and we Really need your Immediate help because our Lovely officer corp has been kidnapped!!!
Yes, you read that right. They were taken hostage by the notorious Ferocious Shrack Rats after Allie, in a truly Outstanding display of curiosity, disturbed the Ominous ancient burial grounds in the SUP shed this weekend. As you can imagine, the Rat King is Livid. And when the Rat King gets angry… things get Squeaky.
To appease his royal rattiness, we must act FAST. His demand? Every single one of you must bring forth an item from your most memorable ODC trip as a sacrifice to his majesty. Whether it’s an old water bottle, a cursed sandal, or that quickdraw that mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared three months later—bring it. All of it.
The deadline is 11:59 PM tonight. If we fail, the Rat King has made it very clear that he will sacrifice one officer every hour. We don’t know who will go first, but let’s just say some of them (cough cough Will, Pietro, Max^3…) are already trying to bribe the rats with granola bars and questionable peanut butter. It’s not looking good.
So, for the love of our officers, please, PLEASE bring your offering. Do it for the officers. Do it for the Shrack. Do it before the Rat King decides he needs a new throne made out of the lost and found box from Moab and Patagonia Merch that has yet been claimed.
From the pleading officers currently chained up in the Shrack’s moldy basement,
Allie & the Officers