Hear ye, hear ye! 🎺
Loyal subjects of our noble ODC realm,
The hour has come — the sun sets on the reign of our glorious 4th years.
Thus, by royal decree, I summon you all to the world-renowned 4th Year Send-Off Bonfire, a grand celebration under the stars! Gather your comrades, raise a goblet (or a can), toast a marshmallow, and feast upon the sacred s’more.
When: On the eve of May the 3rd (tomorrow night) at the stroke of 8 o’clock
Where: The Shred Shack (116 Washington Ave)
Let this be a potluck of joy — you are heartily encouraged to bring fruits or other delectable morsels to share with the court of ODC.
And to our cherished underclassmen — your presence is requested as well! Bring forth your fondest memories and warmest wishes as we send our seniors forth into the noble quests of… employment and housing. 😬
So don thy cloaks, gather thy housemates, and come make merry one last time beneath the stars!
Your devoted servant,
Susannah + the Officers