Ode to a lowball traverse

OVERVIEW

Have you heard of the newest climbing craze?
Send a route but only go sideways!
Vertical gain is overrated,
Horizontal lines get me elated
Lets hit the commons sans belay!

Traverse the southern perimeter of the contemplative commons with us! I feel like it’s a v4/5 (??) if you get all the way across. No crash pads, no falls (it’s ok if you fall though we’re like 2 feet off the ground), endless stoke. If we send it fast we can play build-a-boulder too. Pull up!

YOU BRING:
– Climbing shoes
– Chalk?
– Endurance

WE BRING
– The same
– Maaybe a crash pad

Questions? Text me at 5716451879! -Ellie