7-Day Sufferfest!!😵🤯😼

OVERVIEW

“To live is to suffer, to hike to 7-Day is to find some meaning in the suffering” — Nietzche

The plan:

Hit all 7-Days, even the new five star restaurant, by circumventing grounds to each strategically placed location. Consume food and/or beverage(s) at each stop. The journey is a lofty 4.5-5 miles that has never been hiked before. Our expedition will start at the 7-Day by Bodo’s whereupon we will trek toward the treacherous Ohill trails. After coming out of the woods intact (hopefully), we will loop around to the Durty Nelly’s adjacent 7-Day, and back around to the corner. The time it will take for us to complete is unknown (couple hours). Do not fear, we will have many bailout spots if you do not have the strength, dexterity or willpower to complete the expedition. There might even be one by your house (especially if you live by a 7-Day).

You must ensure you have the mental fitness to complete this trek. This means that you are willing to put one foot in front of the other no matter the cost, no matter the pain– as there is no gain with no pain. If you are incapable of mental toughness, this trip is NOT for you. You must also be very fit as the 5 mile mostly-paved loop will be extremely strenuous on both you and your calves. No, you cannot ride your razor scooter, one must suffer the journey in its entirety.

To bring:
– MINIMUM 1L water (there are drainage pipes and random hoses that we can drink from throughout also)
– FOOD FOOD FOOD (you can buy snacks from 7-Day)
– MONEY to trade and barter with 7-Day employees
– CLOTHES (please wear them– preferably your best hiker fit, comfortable walking shoes)
– A healthy liver (if needed)
– Hiking pack to lug your suffering in
– ENERGY, STOKE, SELF CONTROL, STRONG CALVES, and the URGE TO BE MISERABLE!

We will bring:
– First aid kit
– a stretcher

**Side effects of completing a suffer fest may include: hallucinating, all 6 stages of grief, questioning your very existence, wanting to kill everyone on the trip, and the overwhelming desire to eat 72 veggie burgers

If you have any questions, please text us:
Skylar– 571-527-7531
Jackie– 484-402-3156
Matt– 507-429-0081