End of the World…Cancelled

OVERVIEW

Today is the END OF DAYS. THE ARMAGEDDON. THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. THE MAYAN TIME LAPSE. Join us on this most epic of last adventures.

This club was secretly founded for the purpose of finding the smartest, sexiest, and most adventurous people to survive the inevitable apocalypse. You have been selected to survive. In the early days of the club, the officers began taking secret trips to the Antarctic during Winter, Spring, and Summer breaks to construct a bunker capable of sustaining life in ANY apocalyptic scenario.

At some point we will meet at the gear room to gather all necessary supplies for the long trip. Our plan is to backpack 10,000 Miles to Cape Horn (please bring an extra pair of socks). From Cape Horn we will board the club yacht and sail across the violent Straight of Magellan to Antarctica, floaties required. From there we will kite ski across the lonely cold plains of the antarctic to our secret bunker. Former officers are currently there preparing for our arrival.

Qualifications: YOU!

WHAT YOU PROVIDE: Guns, LolliPops, Game Boy, Q-Tips, Hot Pockets, Floaties, Teddy Bears, TP, BC, Kite, Looting Skillz, UVA ID, Fish Sauce, Penguin Skewers, INTO THE WILD DVD, Loose Cannon, Underwear, Clicker, Magnets, Solar Collecting Tanning Oils, PBR, Puffins, and Carabiners.

WHAT THE CLUB PROVIDES: Nuclear Reactor, Satellite Fleet, Officerz, Offshore Bank Accounts, Grappling Hooks, Elvis, Bald Heads, Tums, Pick-up lines, Good Looks

LEGAL: I am not LEADING this adventure. I’M LIVING IT!!!

Merry Adventures and Happy Holidays

JOSH & THE OFFICERZ