in front of slaughter
also in front of slaughter
Secret Wooded Whimsical Field
Greetings Fellow Groove Extraordinaires…
Skylar and I had an absolutely revolutionary (dance dance revolution pun anyone?) time expressing our love for the Earth through movement the other day in a magical grassy field at a quite cleverly sanctioned Earth Day dance event. The dawgs were touching grass… the music was movement-inspiring… the groove was embodied in every soul from head to toe… there was some talented interpretive lyrical partner dancing… there were some less conventional forms of kinetic expression… inhibitions were absolutely nowhere to be found. While reflecting on what a great time we had, we also realized we longed for more. And who better to contribute to this fervent dance vision than the Just Dance King himself, Ed? Together as one united, grooving soul, we bring to you the never-seen-before JUST DANCE 2025: EXCLUSIVE NATURE CONNECTEDNESS EDITION in the comfort of your local backyard grounds. Join us this Wednesday afternoon for a judgement-free, whimsy-encouraged, earthly-connected interpretive dance session in the blissful outdoors. No socks or shoes allowed. Wii remote and TV screen not included. Openness to silliness, frolicking, and all things unconventional is required.
The Plan:
5:30pm – Meet at Slaughter and mosey on up to the Secret Wooded Whimsical Field
5:45pm – Arrive at Secret Wooded Whimsical Field, remove footwear, perform a quick thanks to the Earth
5:50pm – Commence grooving
6:20pm – Head back down to Slaughter
6:30pm – Leave rejuvenated and full of nature-connectedness and bragging rights that you had access to this super secret and special edition of Just Dance 2025
You Bring:
-Removeable socks and shoes
-Grooveable, movement-permitting clothing
-No judgement
-No wii remote
-Willingness to release your inhibitions and feel things on your skin
We Bring:
-Secret music device
-Equal vigor to move and groove
Questions? Contact Us!
Nora – 434 906 9656
Skylar – 571 527 7531
Ed – 434 326 8868