Hiking (Day Hikes) Hiking (Day Hikes)


  • Feb 12
  • 09:09:00
  • Echols Dorm: Brick Wall By Side Door


  • Feb 12
  • 11:45:00
  • Monticello Trail/Boardwalk Parking


  • Feb 11
  • 12:00:00


  • $0.00


If you have never felt the the luscious naturalist vibes of TJ this is your chance. Come enjoy a little Sat morning hike on the very slopes which waves of TJ’s outdoorsyness(he wore mountain hardware and is rumored to have founded the company) cascade down from his grave at Monticello.
We will meet at Echols dorm at 9:09 and stop by TJ’s favorite bagel place Bodos and sit our ass’s(TJ advocated profanity) down there and eat breakfast. So dont stress about dining hall not being open or your lazy ass not making breakfast(TJ preached against toaster strudels and pop tarts). I know you may be hungover at this point on a Sat but in the words of TJ “if you dont hike hungover when will you ever hike”. So take your ibuprofen and drink your water lets hike.

Things to bring
-Water(the life blood)
-not flip flops
-warm stuff
-maybe even a snack
-copy of the declaration of independence

Things not to bring
-Anything to do with Alexander Hamilton(fascists memorabilia)
-a poooppy attitude keep that junks at at home
-cold clothing
-flip flops or other wimpy shoes its muddy here often due to the juicyness of TJ’s cascades of intellect that roll down the mountainside
-North Face, Patagonia, REI, and all other impostors founded and owned by the Hamilton family in an attempt to steal market share from TJ’s original outdoorsy Mountain Hardware(form before function as TJ always said)

Ohhh yeah we will be hiking about 3 miles

PS if you hate TJ(maybe you are a fascist) then the much less luscious waves of James Monroes smaller legacy also tumble down these slopes for your enjoyment




Trips Attended: 105 Trips Led: 30

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