Study Break Stargazing!?!!?!

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THE SKY FINALLY CLEARED UP YAY YAY YAY!!! This means we can finally go on the wonderful, the amazing, the long-awaited stargazing trip!!! It may be exam season, but like, do you really want to spend more time locked in the dungeons of Clem? I thought not. Instead of staring at the ceiling, contemplating your life, and calculating your lowest possible final grade, COME WITH US. Stare at the beautiful, vast, sparkly night sky instead. Make sure to bring of plenty of layers, it’s gonna be chilly. We don’t have a telescope, so if you have one please please pretty please bring it. We would much much appreciate it would be so totally hype.

Plan:
Get to the lawn: 9:00 PM
Look Up: 9:01 PM
Stop Looking Up: 9:59 PM
Scram: 10:00 PM

P.S. Niko, Val, and I have been wondering how this night sky came to be. We need some help deciphering between our few leading theories. Niko claims that stars are just snowflakes many many miles away, and they haven’t hit the ground yet – I think he may be on to something. Val insists that stars are balls of hot gas far far away. I fear I’m a bit skeptical. If it is hot, how come I do not burn? I believe we haven’t given Michelangelo enough credit. What if the Sistine Chapel was just testing the waters, and his real masterpiece was painting the night sky?