HELLO ALL. IT IS JACKSON ALLEGED THIEF BARNARD. I AM FORMALLY INVITING Y’ALL TO A BONFIRE THIS SATURDAY AT 7PM AT THE SHRACK. THERE WILL BE BEVS AND SMORES AND A FIRE YOU SHOULD JUMP OVER. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE LAME-O PBR CHAIR NOR ANYTHING ANY OFFICER SAYS. BUT ALL SPROUTS SHOULD COME AS WELL. I AM CALLING OUT GABE COHEN AND ALEX EISSENSTAT TO BE THERE. (ALSO NORA I DEMAND MY GIFT)
It’s Charlotte now, a thief stole my laptop. he smelt so bad. yuck.
Anyways! We’re so stoked to see you all back at the shrackyard (116 Washington Ave) this Saturday for a little pre-game-vibe bonfire from 7 to around 10. Make sure to tell to your Trees and Sprouts and invite them to go with you:)
*Also Jackson is a THIEF, never forget- and whenever you see him, tell him he smells really bad*
Much love,
Charlotte and the PBR committee