Greetings,
You’re invited to the janky lanky stanky jarty jorts st pattys day shenanigan dance throwdown hoedown at JOhn street.
What: A Saint Patty’s Day happy hour special
When: FRIDAY @ 5:00 pm
Wear your: greenest meanest socks. (and other green garb) Or else fear the deadly officer PINCH! Aiiiii!!!!!
Where: 1300 JOHN STREET PORCH (woahhhhh new location just droppeddddd)
Bring: Your dancing feet & your jorts covered seat. BYODrinkingVessel.
<3 your favorite non-irish ginger (Shay) & the officer corps