What does a guitar sound like? According to the user “plumbgit” on, the words that describe a guitar’s sound include “tight, dry, punchy, mellow, ringing, warm, boomy, woody, mature, clean, shimmer, complex, dark, muddy, refined, full, rich, fat, crisp, articulate, lyrical, throaty,” and there are “countless more you can add.”

Speaking of the guitar, come listen to a bit of live music at an OUTDOORS CLUB BONFIRE, this Friday at 8pm at the Shred Shack (116 Washington Ave). Bring your own everything, although there may be a smattering of PBRs and wooden benches lying around for the luckiest of you folk.

Be there or be square my friends!

Peace, love, and guitar noises,

John and the officers