HELLLO ODC
I was sitting at O’Hill, longing and dreaming and wishing for the man of my heart. He was clever and funny, tall and had a luscious middle part. There was no limit to his tomfoolery, he never gave a hoot, and not even if I were to fart.
Leaning on the fence, my head held high, I banged and I smashed on this wretched wooden gate. WHY MUST I LONG AND I WHY MUST I WAIT! I have traveled continents, crossed fires and climbed mountains – but yet I cannot match his gait.
What closes his heart to the whims of my soul? Why must he gallop and frolic and climb to the stars – away from my hold. All I long is to be swept by a man so strong and so bold.
I have seen angels and sorcerers, wizards and witches, but yet, in his presence, even the God of Revelry can do naught but have twitches.
Well the answer is nigh, and the time is not far. The lights twinkle above, and I sway in sleep amidst life’s tar. Without him and his deep knowledge of GIS, I turn up to the North star. Reading slowly, their message becomes clear: Morprosal, Morprosal, Morprosal.
and without further ado, I must say to you, Jackson Barnyard, Will You Go To Morp With Me?
If your answer is yes, just shine your beacon for all to see!
MORP!!!\
MORP:
MORP THIS SATURDAY AT 9:00 PM!!!!
The Usual:
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GEAR RESOURCES AND POLICY
This Week’s Gear Room Schedule:
Monday – Parker 6 pm
Tuesday – Chris 9:15 am
Wednesday – Allie 5 pm
Thursday- Afton 9:45 am
Friday – Max 2:15 pm
If none of these times work for you, please email the officers outdoors-officers@virginia.edu at least 24 hours in advance to schedule a separate time to be let into the gear room. Please only do this if you really can’t make the gear room times, not just because you don’t feel like it or didn’t plan ahead.
You can stop by the gear room to check out or return gear and be reimbursed at any of the times listed above! Officers remain at the gear room only for as long as people are checking in/out gear (usually about 20-25 minutes). You may also purchase ODC t-shirts, hoo rags, patches, stickers, and more at the gear room!
Climbing:
- Afton Hessian (xfu6vq@virginia.edu)
- Evan Kulp (psg5jh@virginia.edu)
Caving
- Allie Shelhammer (kvb8gz@virginia.edu)
Biking
- Susannah Allen (bay6nh@virginia.edu)
- George Zach (mba5xz@virginia.edu)
Hiking/Backpacking
- Evelyn Lepsch (mph4ca@virginia.edu)
- Chris Blonkvist (cej5pq@virginia.edu)
Water Sports
- John Woodward (uce3pa@virginia.edu)
If you have questions about how to lead trips, refer to the Leading Trips pages under Resources on the club website.
Want to lead a trip for an under-represented group in the outdoors? Lead an Affinity Trip! See the link for details and guidelines.
ET CETERA.
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Peace, Love, & Dirt,
Pietro and the Officers