WOW WOW WOW,
If it isn’t the sad student in Shannon studying for their upcoming exams, trying to get through the week even though it’s ONLY Monday and needing something to look forward to. Well, I have exceptional news. It’s your PBR chair, and I’m cordially inviting you to a party THIS FRIDAY. AND, it’s so conveniently right near the football stadium, so you should come party with us after the game, as we’re such a close walk away.
Theme you may ask? “AHHHHH SHIT. wrong event.”
What’s that mean? Oh, you know, all up to your interpretation:
Perhaps you thought this was the mullet convention, or the blue man group, or you thought you were going to your friends fish’s funeral, or a gender reveal party, maybe you thought this was a Mario Kart cosplay show, or a cave rave, or your birthday party, or a magic mike competition (plz no), whatever it is, I hope it’s outlandish and that you have a good story to go with it.
But moral of it all: whoever you are, wherever you thought you were going, whatever your story may be, just make sure you’re ready to end up at the Shrack, and that you’re ready to party. to drink (whether that be beer or not, that is always happily your choice). To dance on tables. To go feral before you rabidly creek-in-da-thon on Sunday. To Choo Choo around. To maybe even apple bob and defeat the crowd (if not at the next party). Just be ready.
See you there. 9:30pm. The Shrack (116 Washington Ave).
(Rumors have it that Mr.Flippers will be present and will hunt down your secrets of where you thought you were going)
XOXOXOXOXOXO
Much love,
Charlotte and the PBR committee